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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

My Top 3 Jokes

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
3. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Thanks for stopping by! Remember, laughter is the best medicine (unless you have diarrhea).